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animalstalkinginallcaps: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING IN SCHOOL THIS WEEK? SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS AND INSTITUTIONS. I HAVE TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT MARRIAGE. I CAN HELP WITH THAT. MARRIAGE IS A NOOSE, MADE OUT OF DOCUMENTS AND IN-LAWS, THAT SLOWLY CHOKES THE LIFE FROM YOU, LITTLE BY LITTLE, DAY BY DAY, UNTIL YOU DIE. THAT’S FUNNY, DAD SAID IT WAS “LEGALLY BINDING YOURSELF TO A FURNACE DESIGNED TO INCINERATE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS.” THAT SON OF A BITCH. I’LL KILL HIM. YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT DIVORCE IS A THING, RIGHT? YOU CAN GET DIVORCED? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT? YOUR FATHER AND I LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH. Oh… my… gahd. I find this amazingly hilarious. 

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING IN SCHOOL THIS WEEK?

SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS AND INSTITUTIONS. I HAVE TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT MARRIAGE.

I CAN HELP WITH THAT. MARRIAGE IS A NOOSE, MADE OUT OF DOCUMENTS AND IN-LAWS, THAT SLOWLY CHOKES THE LIFE FROM YOU, LITTLE BY LITTLE, DAY BY DAY, UNTIL YOU DIE.

THAT’S FUNNY, DAD SAID IT WAS “LEGALLY BINDING YOURSELF TO A FURNACE DESIGNED TO INCINERATE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS.”

THAT SON OF A BITCH. I’LL KILL HIM.

YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT DIVORCE IS A THING, RIGHT? YOU CAN GET DIVORCED?

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT? YOUR FATHER AND I LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.

Oh… my… gahd. I find this amazingly hilarious. 

09/29/12
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